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her royal fuck-up

appropouture:

Mortem et le Necronomicon.

Which means: If the god who is controlling you dies, do you then die too?

sovji:

*steals ur credit card*

hasta la visa

(Source: sovji-moved, via unsmokable)

lindseybluth:

elijahkrantz:

There are lipstick stains on my capri sun

which lana del rey song is this from

(via unsmokable)

My gender is pizza because everyone wants a piece of me

(Source: autumnalowl, via unsmokable)

rosiebeck:

nxv:

primisthebomb:

I THREW A GRAPE IN THE AIR TO CATCH IT IN MY MOUTH BUT IT WENT TOO HIGH AND HIT THE CEILING AND THERE WAS A SPIDER THERE AND THE SPIDER FELL AND SO DID THE GRAPE AND THEY BOTH LANDED ON MY FACE AND I STILL HAVEN’T STOPPED SCREAMING

i read the first line in my head in the tune of call me maybe im so stupid

I threw a grape in the air
I went to catch it I swear
It hit a spider that fell
and now they’re on my face

(via unsmokable)