The Infamous Middle Finger
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her royal fuck-up

appropouture:

There is a spider on the wall outside my apartment. I try to kill it with my slipper but can’t find the corpse. It is not what Kerouac would have done.

gnagster:

i put the :// in http://

(via unsmokable)

tungstens:

we all have a favorite eyebrow

(Source: fzur, via unsmokable)

suctioning:

Teacher: sit down
Me: drank

(via krakenguts)